Wives Quotes

501 Wives quotes by 393 unique authors

If they are ignorant, they are despised, if learned, mocked. In love they are reduced to the status of courtesans. As wives they are treated… — George Sand
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food,… — Mignon McLaughlin
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. — George Burns
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and… — Unknown Author
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast. — Helen Rowland
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under… — Andy Rooney
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep
I have survived two wars, two wives and Hitler. — Albert Einstein
Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me… — John Daly
In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for his country. Yeah,… — Conan O'Brien
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing… — Kate Hudson
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and… — Alec Baldwin
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women. — Colin Mochrie
I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women. — Mike Caro
A survey released today found that men spend twice as much on their mistresses for Christmas as they do on their wives. On the other… — Jay Leno
Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed, and don’t drive… — Susan Sarandon
When they look back on me I want 'em to remember me not for all my wives, although I've had a few, and certainly not… — Jerry Lee Lewis
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. — Jackie Gleason
Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just… — Bill Maher
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher
We, the workers and inhabitants of St Petersburg, of various estates, our wives, our children, and our aged, helpless parents, come to THEE, O SIRE… — Orlando Figes
The founder of every ex-gay ministry in America has proved to be an extraordinary failure. The two founders of Exodus International, [the world's largest 'ex-gay'… — Wayne Besen
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk… — Jane Wyman
There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug… — George W. Bush

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