Window Quotes

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On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it… — Dan Spencer
I did feel Dr. Cox, the character that I was auditioning for, was too similar to the head of the hospital. He was too arrogant… — John C. McGinley
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight? Also what's… — Jack Handey
Lips half-willing in a doorway. Lips half-singing at a window. Eyes half-dreaming in the walls. Feet half-dancing in a kitchen. Even the clocks half-yawn the… — Carl Sandburg
Tree at my window, window tree, My sash is lowered when night comes on; But let there never be curtain drawn Between you and me. — Robert Frost
Enormous and solid but swaying, beaten by the wind but chained, murmur of a million leaves against my window. Riot of trees, surge of dark… — Octavio Paz
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.… — Jack Handey
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside,… — Jack Handey
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window? It would make the whole takeoff look… — Jack Handey
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into… — Jack Handey
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were… — Jack Handey
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. — Jack Handey
Oftentimes the quality of the light tells the story: the time of day, the weather, whether sun is streaming through the window. It can also… — Jules Fisher
The windows of my soul are made of one-way glass, don't bother looking into my eyes if there's something you want to know, just ask — Ani DiFranco
Our memory is like a shop in the window of which is exposed now one, now another photograph of the same person. And as a… — Marcel Proust
I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every… — Jack Handey
You have to measure your success by the way your audience responds to your games. No matter how small that audience is, it's yours. Your… — Orson Scott Card
Widely spaced earth-sheltered towns offer sweeping views over the plains. High-speed trains link the communities. Food is grown in the region. Bikeways are everywhere. Nonpolluting… — Malcolm Wells
People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time. — Art Buchwald
I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. — Anthony Ward Clark

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