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Why Quotes by Bill Watterson
- Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
- Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express himself, to bring form to thought, and to discover meaning in experience? Or…
- I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
- Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can…
- History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always…
- [Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like…
- Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate…
- CALVIN: Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological…
- CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he…
- You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
- Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
- They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines." "Maybe that’s why it’s hard to…
- If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we…
- The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first…
- Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and…
- Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
More Why Quotes
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Lovers O lovers, lovers it is time to set out from the world. I hear a drum in my soul's ear coming… — Unknown Author