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MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required to swear that… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A confrontation which always demands the greatest understanding of the subtle art of insincerity possible between two human beings; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And do… — Nikhil Saluja
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other people's mistakes? — Nikhil Saluja

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