Weird Quotes
- It takes nipples to be a Boob. — Nikhil Saluja
- People say I'm weird, but I'm okay with that; I know I'm not like everybody else and thats okay. I'd rather be different than ordinary,… — Viviana
- Weird I am and you all are not. That means I'm an ORIGINAL which means you all are NOT. — Antonia Olivier
- As a true atheist I'm am actually popeless romantic. — Nikhil Saluja
- They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you. — Nikhil Saluja
- If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me. — Nikhil Saluja
- Just used my Complete Works of karate to crush a cockroach. — Nikhil Saluja
- Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved. — Nikhil Saluja
- I would lick a pizza's pussy. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst thing you can tell me is to relax. — Nikhil Saluja
- A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja
- A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja
- A wise man once told me... always believe on your wife choices. — Nikhil Saluja
- This fart is coming from....inside my half pants. — Nikhil Saluja
- I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja
- These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja
- I want to verb your nouns adjectively. — Nikhil Saluja
- There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja
- A man needs a woman like a dick needs a blowjob. — Nikhil Saluja