Weird Quotes
2043 quotes by 1377 authors
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K-Y jelly is the safeword.
— Nikhil Saluja
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10 out of every 3 people suffer from multiple personality disorder.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When everything fails, masturbate.
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The dawn of romance and the commencement of history;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A word that should be pronounced as mirage;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one…
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay later;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A ceremony favoured in England -- it's the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction;
— Nikhil Saluja
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MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;
— Nikhil Saluja
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