Weird Quotes

2043 quotes by 1337 authors

I submit that tennis is the most beautiful sport there is and also the most demanding. It requires body control, hand-eye coordination, quickness, flat-out speed,… — David Foster Wallace
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. — Karl Pilkington
As idiotic as optimism can sometimes seem, it has a weird habit of paying off. — Michael Lewis
I think that something needs to be weird in order to have real beauty. — Carine Roitfeld
I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. — Gary Larson
I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two… — Mario Cantone
Itâ€™s funny now, trying to socialise with people. Thereâ€™s this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird. — Robert Pattinson
I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing… — Andy Samberg
I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month.… — Augusten Burroughs
I used to wear boxers and a tank top, but now I sleep in the nude. It's kind of weird, because I used to have… — Laura Prepon
For young women, I would say don't worry so much about your weight. Girls spend way too much time thinking about that, and there are… — Meryl Streep
I just kind of opened up and said, 'I feel like a rag doll. I have hair and makeup people coming to my house every… — Jennifer Lawrence
Everything I've ever felt, but could never put into words, is poetically orchestrated through Mat Devine 's writing. In a lonely world, a book like… — Kat Von D
Most of the writers I know are weird hybrids. There's a strong streak of egomania coupled with extreme shyness. Writing's kind of like exhibitionism in… — David Foster Wallace
To be an artist or a writer is to be this weird thing - a hand worker in an era of mass production. — Susan Sontag
I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and… — Amy Poehler
I used to believe in God. The Christian one, that is (There are a few thousand to choose from. But I was born in a… — Ricky Gervais
One day, I'll stop making weird faces in pictures. But not today. — Logan Lerman
One of the best things about Kickstarter and crowdfunding and the collapse of the music business is a lot of artists like me have been… — Amanda Palmer
The weird people are the best ones! All of my friends are weird. — Louise Hay

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