Weird Quotes

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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon. — Hannibal Buress
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he… — Zach Galifianakis
The Big Bang has made Idealists out of almost anybody who thinks. First there was absolutely nothing, then Bang! Something. This is beyond weird. Out… — Ken Wilber
It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know? — Bill Hicks
Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat,… — Konrad Lorenz
God must have a weird sense of values, and if there's a Judgment Day, as some folks think, He's going to have a lot to… — Philip Appleman
It's weird, because usually if you're British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America. — Paul Bettany
Most people, including ourselves, live in a world of relative ignorance. We are even comfortable with that ignorance, because it is all we know. When… — Socrates
That was a weird thought. My straight-up mother being bothered by faeries? Delia was even weirder. I could picture the scene. Faerie: Come away, human.… — Maggie Stiefvater
Celebrity is a weird appendage, which is useless unless you do something with it. — Minnie Driver
Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset. — Joss Whedon
Initially with The Butcher Boy, there was this kid growing up in this strange, weird environment that I remember from when I was a kid.… — Neil Jordan
Follow your own weird. — James Broughton
The snowy owl has eyes that look just like mine, especially when it widens them. And while I stand there, staring at it, lowering my… — Bret Easton Ellis
The phrase 'teen hottie' literally makes me want to throw up. I'm a pop princess at heart. Pop is about distilling what you want to… — Lorde
Do what you want, and if people are going to judge you for it, who cares? You might not fit in, but that's okay. Everyone… — AnnaSophia Robb
The weird set an example for the rest of us. They raise the bar. They show us through their actions that in fact we're wired… — Seth Godin
Think how weird profit margins are: We've got high unemployment and financial crises - and world record profit margins. People think the American market is… — Jeremy Grantham

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