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• I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind…
• Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act,…
• I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
• Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would…
• Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't…
• I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
• Why do we call it a hot water-heater when there's no need to heat hot water?

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