Gallagher Quotes
- I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind of take responsibility…
- Detroit is drunken idiots. It was no surprise to me. I performed with Kenny Rogers for one year as his opening act, and I got…
- I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
- Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would be.
- Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
- I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
- Why do we call it a hot water-heater when there's no need to heat hot water?