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Watches Quotes by Nick Offerman
- If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
- I keep having these bros come up to me and say, "I used to watch you when I was a fetus," and I just want…
- Children are so egocentric - they want to watch their lives, and not yours.
More Watches Quotes
- I try to work on shows that I would want to watch. — J. J. Abrams
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- I don't watch reality TV. — Dave Attell
- If you watch animals objectively for any length of time, you're driven to the conclusion that their main aim in life is… — David Attenborough
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to… — Jane Austen
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you… — Richard Bach
- I guess I watch more MTV than you do. I'm a junkie for it. — Sebastian Bach
- I don't watch the movies I make, so I haven't seen 'Footloose' since it came out. You see this young, hungry actor,… — Kevin Bacon
- Happy relationships are boring. We all want them in our own life. But I don't want to watch them on TV. — Alan Ball
- I am so spoiled. I cannot watch a show where it gets interrupted for ads. I have to TiVo it and skip… — Alan Ball