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- The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
- I had paid for my folly and, as a reward, was invited to take part in the nest builder’s performance piece. The script was great.…
- In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a daytime drama, a schemer. Soap opera characters…
- Across town, over in the East Village, the graffiti was calling for the rich to be eaten, imprisoned, or taxed out of existence. Though it…
- My feet are completely flat, but for most of my life they were still shaped like feet. Now, thanks to bunions, they're shaped more like…
- His embarassment would have pleased me, but once he recovered, there would be that awkward period that sometimes culminates in a handshake. I didn't want…
- The combination of ammonia and chloride can be lethal but I've discovered it can work miracles as long as you keep telling yourself, "I want…
- Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before going to bed. The former bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight…
- I had to wrestle daily with both my inadequacy and my uncontrollable jealousy. I didn't want to kill her, but hoped someone else might do…
- States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don't want to get married, it tends to hurt my feelings. I guess…
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