Wallet Quotes

139 quotes by 114 authors

Vulcanize the would be stick in the ham wallet,cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket — The Bloodhound Gang
The only thing girls are good for are being in your wallet and on yo dick just like a condom. — Unknown Author
Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old, in with the… — Alec Straub
I license everything in my wallet, lightest boy with the biggest heart. Nigga play your part or parallel park your ego next to me and… — Kendrick Lamar
When you first open Nialls wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us. — One Direction
I have a knife collection. My favorites my switchblade. I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in… — Taylor Momsen
A woman in Pennsylvania was arrested for putting a forged 50 dollar check in a church offering plate and for stealing a woman's wallet from… — Seth Meyers
No MOre When the time is rightyour all wrong. When your allrite the time is wrong. When your feeling cold,the world seems full of happyness.… — Bobby Hazzard
Please don't blame or scapegoat love for being stupid. You look in your man's wallet and see his license has him ten years older than… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Im not actually this tall, Ive got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet. — Karan
If you have Food in your fridge, Clothes on your body A roof over your head and A place 2 sleep U r richer than… — Ritu Ghatourey
My body sometimes feels sore, but it works. I don't sleep well most nights, but I do wake up to fight another day. My wallet… — Ritu Ghatourey
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja
When you have a bunch of cash in your wallet, you'll buy anything. But the last 10$ can last an entire week.. — Nikhil Saluja
Wearing a Beautiful Tight dress with NO ASS is like Having a Branded Wallet with NO CASH!!! — KM II
Phone, wallet, and keys... Tap each pocket to make sure the 3 essentials are there, and then walk out of the door xU — Kanav Rajput
The pain when you open your wallet and find it empty.. — Unknown Author
Smile. It confuses people. Then hit them over the head with an iron pipe and take their wallet. — Nikhil Saluja
This note left by my wife while going out for shopping. Dear Loving Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out… — Nikhil Saluja

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