Wallet Quotes

139 Wallet quotes by 114 unique authors

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. — Russell Baker
Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison
The inside of my wallet is pasture(past your) green. — Drake
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he… — Rodney Dangerfield
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet. — Al McGuire
I have found the most valuable thing in my wallet is my library card. — Laura Bush
Libraries are community treasure chests, loaded with a wealth of information available to everyone equally, and the key to that treasure chest is the library… — Laura Bush
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your… — Robin Williams
Yes, the deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter.… — Ronald Reagan
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances… — Mike Birbiglia
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky... — Mitch Hedberg
For me, the international expansion of eBay was the best idea. We are now in 35 countries, and have a huge global network. The second… — Meg Whitman
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Unknown Author
Take the money in your wallet and invest it in your mind. And in return, your mind will fill up your wallet! — Benjamin Franklin
Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you've got to transform your spirit from poor to rich. — Robert Kiyosaki
Well, it all began with Democracy. Before we had the vote all the power was in the hands of rich people. If you had money… — Tony Benn
We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your… — George Galloway
Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every… — Jonathan Carroll
A bad investment is going for quantity over quality. If you're trying to be careful with your wallet, especially with the economy right now, you… — Christian Siriano
One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money. — Boman Irani
You lose a wallet or keys or something and you notice in a second, but your life can go missing and you don't even know… — John Dufresne
On occasion I have observed parents shopping to clothe a son about to enter missionary service. The new suits are fitted, the new shoes are… — Thomas S. Monson
A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids. — Unknown Author
Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had. — Michael Crichton

Who Wrote These Wallet Quotes

114 authors contributed a total of 139 Wallet Quotes, led by these top contributors: