Wallet Quotes

139 quotes by 114 authors

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone… — Richard Pryor
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams
As much as the Pulitzer is the hallmark of journalism, I think what I love the most is when somebody says they took my column… — Regina Brett
How does it feel? I feels exactly like one of those dreams in which you suddenly realize that you have to take a test you… — Audrey Niffenegger
It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know? — Gerard Way
Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the… — Tom Waits
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did… — Catherine Ryan Hyde
Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet. — Chuck Palahniuk
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you… — Max Lucado
My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in his wallet that… — Guy Gavriel Kay
An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. — David Sheff
Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for… — David Sedaris
How'd you get in here?" She raised her eyebrows. â€œYou pick pockets.â€ Kat watched his hand fly to his back pocket. â€œI can pick locks.… — Ally Carter
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee… — Augusten Burroughs
I suddenly leaned forward,bringing my face close to hers.catching her breath,stifling that laugh and pink tongue,she watched me wide-eyed.I removed the wallet from my back… — Chetan Bhagat
He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet. — Suzanne Brockmann
The human reached inside Wrathâ€™s jacket and started pulling out weapons. Three throwing stars, a switchblade, a handgun, a length of chain. â€œJesus Christ,â€ the… — J R Ward
So Iâ€™m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling
His mindâ€™s always on something else. Heâ€™d live in a ratty cardigan, and heâ€™s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can… — Nora Roberts
We hear a lot about identity theft when someone takes your wallet and pretends to be you and uses your credit cards. But the more… — Stephen Covey

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