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• I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
• It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be…
• I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
• I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to…
• Anything can happen with a razor.
• I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
• I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
• I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
• I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I…
• I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists…
• I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if…
• The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say…

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