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- Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best… — Larry Bird
- There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you… — Bill Bryson
- I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so… — Lizzy Caplan
- It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to… — Ernest Hemingway
- If you wait for inspiration, you're not a writer, but a waiter. — Louis L'Amour
- The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a… — Erma Bombeck
- There is an army of waiters in this world. — Henry Ward Beecher
- I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. — Oscar Wilde
- I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour. — Nigella Lawson
- I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress. — Jane Siberry
- It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. — Don Herold