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• Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents…
• Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a…
• Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
• You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
• Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't…
• I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there…
• The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical…
• My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
• Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
• Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether.…
• I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.
• Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can…

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