Best Vegas Wisdom

273 Vegas quotes by 214 unique authors

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues. — Mike Tyson
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas. — Tom Waits
Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act! — Sigourney Weaver
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. — Robin Williams
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. — Steven Wright
I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Hollywood is in somewhat the same position as Las Vegas these days. It went from being the capital of sin to Disneyland, and now it's… — Hanna Rosin
Your email inbox is a bit like a Las Vegas roulette machine. You know, you just check it and check it, and every once in… — Douglas Rushkoff
Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife… — Hunter S. Thompson
I've never been to Vegas, but I've gambled all my life. — Ryan Adams
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it. — Anthony Bourdain
Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las Vegas casinos. — Thomas Sowell
She talks with a broken heart - Her voice lutes brokenly like a heart lost, musically too, like in a lost grove, it's almost too… — Jack Kerouac
Let’s not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace’s underpants, and that child fell… — Steve Toltz
We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas. — Eoin Colfer
Do you truly believe that life is fair, Senor de la Vega? -No, maestro, but I plan to do everything in my power to make… — Isabel Allende
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel… — Hunter S. Thompson
Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for… — Kelley Armstrong
This is the first adventure I’ve survived without being kidnapped, attacked, knocked unconscious or possessed by evil spirits. A ripped blouse? Ruined skirt? Bad hair?… — Kelley Armstrong
One of the first lessons a necromancer learns is the art of playing dumb. Of course, one problem with playing dumb is that is seeps… — Kelley Armstrong
The ultimate weapon isn't this plague out in Vegas, or any new super H-bomb. The ultimate weapon has always existed. Every man, every woman, and… — Robert Anton Wilson
And the lesson is that I should always wear these, so no one asks me to do anything crazy like climb onto a roof. ~Jaime… — Kelley Armstrong
A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years. — Hunter S. Thompson
We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas. — Rick Riordan
Let’s just say that being able to contact ghosts makes for some very interesting ménages á trios… and ménages á quartre, and ménages á …… — Kelley Armstrong

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