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I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians. — Ben E. King
And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven… — Davy Jones
I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas. — Louie Anderson
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time. — Tony Curtis
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. — Artie Lange
I started a big part of my career in Vegas. — Louie Anderson
I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time. — John Elway
Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night. — Chuck Palahniuk
Las Vegas is a major family destination. Nevada casinos have become American family values now. It's considered just fine to go into one of these… — Bruce Sterling
I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that… — Louie Anderson
There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley,… — Jan Morris
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. — Hunter S. Thompson
The night before I left Las Vegas I walked out in the desert to look at the moon. There was a jeweled city on the… — Norman Mailer
I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs. — Scott Caan
The thing about making a documentary in Las Vegas is there isn't much to film apart from other people making documentaries about Las Vegas. — Clive James
President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're… — Jay Leno
Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned… — Jay Leno
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her… — Priscilla Presley
I've been married before, but I've never had my dream wedding in Vegas. I wanted to do it there because it's casual, quick, not religious… — Sinead O'Connor
It's a corny old gag about Las Vegas, the temporal city if there ever was one, trying to camouflage the hours and retard the dawn,… — Michael Herr
I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head… — Brian Austin Green
Ay Rios, you want to fight at 140? We can fight at 140. You're chubby, I just seen you in Vegas, you were chubby, your… — Adrien Broner
A young woman with long hair and a short white halter dress walks through the casino at the Riviera in Las Vegas at one in… — Joan Didion
Noting his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. She got to go to heaven four days early. — William J. Clinton
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like,… — Charlie Sheen

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