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Vampire Quotes by Charlaine Harris
- Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!
- Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!
- I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful.…
- Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.
- Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out…
- Glass shattered, vampires roared, humans screamed. The noise battered at me, just as the tidal wave of scores of brains at high gear washed over…
- Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under…
- You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.
- You take I-55 south, and you'll run into I-20. Or you could take..." I was about to be overloaded with information. "Oh that sounds just…
- The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you
- You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta
- As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.
- You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to…
- As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the…
- Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for…
- May I search it?" she asked. "We screen for weapons." I stared at her, always a risky thing to do to a vampire. "Of course…
- We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you. And the…
- It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club
- What I think I'll do is I'll do my best to yank Debbie out of me by the roots. And then I'll turn up on…
- People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.
- I had never seen so many cute men in one place in my life. But I could tell they were not for me. Russell was…
- Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.
- Appius Livius Ocella made mistakes in his whole long existence. Perhaps changing Eric was his finest hour. He created the perfect vampire. Eric's only flaw…
- I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons…
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- When I go home, the last thing I want to do is read about the popular lore of vampires. — Alan Ball
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