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- I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a…
- One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
- After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot…
- I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes…
- A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine…
- Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was good for the…
- One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up…
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
- The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money…
- The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it…
- Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
- Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.
- Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.
- In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.
- These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.
- I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all day, but now,…
- The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means.
- A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.
- Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.
- Never miss a chance to shut up
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