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• I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
• The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community.
• Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
• It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient, or as a…
• I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.
• I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole…
• When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her hand. You do not turn it up…
• I’m an atheist. The good news about atheists is that we have no mandate to convert anyone. So you’ll never find me…
• I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen.
• I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.
• I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again.…
• I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

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