"I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I……" — Paula Poundstone
"I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility."
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52 Quotes by Paula Poundstone
Paula Poundstone has 52 quotes on this site.
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I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
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The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community.
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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It is my wish to die of unique causes, perhaps in a high-speed tricycle crash, a bizarre stapling incient, or…
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to…
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When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her hand. You do not turn…
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I’m an atheist. The good news about atheists is that we have no mandate to convert anyone. So you’ll never…
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I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen.
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I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.
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I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it…
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I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from…
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I confess that when I first read that smog is particularly hazardous to children, senior citizens, and physically active people,…
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More Eligibility Quotes
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one of 12 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I recently spoke with Barbara Jordan of the U.S. Commission on Immigration Reform, and I increasingly believe we need a…
— William J. Clinton
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I was tempted my junior year to go out of college and forgo my eligibility. I had broken several world…
— Natalie Coughlin
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We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for HOPE scholarships for technical training,…
— Roy Barnes
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Expanding eligibility of family planning services to low-income women will maximize cost-savings to both federal and state governments, reduce the…
— Rosa DeLauro
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The APR provides a real-time snapshot of what is happening with our individual student-athletes today. However, it does not address…
— DeLoss Dodds
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This legislation provides Medicaid eligibility to evacuees and residents in (Federal Emergency Management Agency) designated disaster counties, .. It also…
— Thad Cochran
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Most Tea Party activists consider Obama a big-spending liberal. Some even question his eligibility to be president.
— Ron Fournier
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One line I'd draw would be on raising the eligibility age for Social Security and Medicare. It sounds fair, since…
— Gail Collins
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All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player…
— Lou Holtz
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The 1935 Social Security Act established 65 as the age of eligibility for payouts. But welfare state politics quickly becomes…
— George Will
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If every American automatically has health coverage, the age at which Medicare kicks in becomes a less fraught issue. We…
— Joe Klein
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