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Kin Hubbard has 157 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
• In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
• Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
• There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
• I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say…
• It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
• Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
• There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
• A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
• My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
• The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
• Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.

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