Unicorn Quotes

133 Unicorn quotes by 99 unique authors

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any — Dr. Seuss
Being here really is just the invitation to rest as Being. There is nothing you have to do. It is not an invitation to become.… — Mooji
Advising the average person to not concern herself with calories but instead to pay attention to hunger triggers and eating foods rick in nutrients--well, it's… — Chalene Johnson
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta
If he be so resolved, I can o'ersway him; for he loves to hear That unicorns may be betrayed with trees And bears with glasses,… — William Shakespeare
No fiction, no myths, no lies, no tangled webs - this is how Irie imagined her homeland. Because homeland is one of the magical fantasy… — Zadie Smith
If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?' — Margaret Cho
You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I had My Little Ponies. I was obsessed with the idea of a creature that was born with something magical that sort of made them… — Lady Gaga
Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary. — Mikey Way
Rhinos are just fat unicorns. If we'd give them the time and attention they deserve, as well as a diet: They'd reveal their majestic ways — Ashley Purdy
Most people say, "Show, don't tell," but I stand by Show and Tell, because when writers put their work out into the world, they're like… — Colson Whitehead
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view — Ron Sexsmith
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. — Benny Hill
Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns. — Barney Frank
A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan
Unicorns are immortal. It is their nature to live alone in one place: usually a forest where there is a pool clear enough for them… — Peter S. Beagle
The minute that you bring a unicorn into a story, you know that it's a fairy tale or a fable, because unicorns don't exist as… — Gloria Vanderbilt
A legend - now I am like a unicorn. — Jean Giraud
Being asked to describe what 'post-racial' means is a bit like being asked to describe a leprechaun, cold fusion or unicorns: we know what is… — Tim Wise
What better way to learn about life in the ocean--and how we are changing it--than through stories of blind zombie worms, immortal jellyfish, and unicorns… — Enric Sala
God himself must needs be traduced, if there is no unicorn in the world. — Edward Topsell
I myself have not met a self-confessed liberal since the late fifties (and even then it was a tacky thing to admit, like coming from… — Wilfrid Sheed
My favorite wild animal is a narwhal - the unicorn of the sea. It's a whale with a tooth that sticks out of its head… — Kesha
Then, when I'm in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially… — Lady Gaga

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