"If I'm talking to a guy who's straight……" — Margaret Cho

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single,… - Margaret Cho

"If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'"

— Margaret Cho

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136 Quotes by Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho has 136 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That's why gay marriage is really important.
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's…
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love…
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than…
When you feel powerful, you are willing to stand up for your rights, you are willing to stand up for…
For women in my family, in Korean culture, women are really valued in their youth, and then when they get…
I always felt like an outsider growing up. In school, I felt like I never fit in. But it didn't…
I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do…
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union…
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit…
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

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More Cute Quotes

This quote is filed under Cute Quotes, one of 2,113 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is… — Pietro Aretino
These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. — Saint Augustine
True love stories never have endings. — Richard Bach
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have… — Richard Bach
Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic. — Kevin Bacon
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
Love is a game in which one always cheats. — Honore de Balzac
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute… — Dave Barry
I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals. — Lynda Barry

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