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• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. - http://coolfunnyquotes.com
• I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside…
• A bikini is like a barbedwire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
• ~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart…
• Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
• Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they drink and left…
• If I need Brain Transplantation I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which…
• Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over…
• What do u call a woman in heaven? - An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.…
• Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange…
• I have a confession to make ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night I…
• The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has…

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