Uncles Quotes

392 Uncles quotes by 309 unique authors

If only Uncle Monty knew what we know," Violet said, "and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn't know what… — Daniel Handler
Folk caught up in a riot aren't our cousins and sisters, our brothers and uncles. They are part of a big animal with many arms… — Tamora Pierce
Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think… — Darynda Jones
There is a hideous invention called the Dewey Decimal System. And you have to look up your topic in books and newspapers. Pages upon pages… — Libba Bray
For once, Evie didn’t know what to say. She hadn’t really thought of her uncle as very human. He was more like a textbook who… — Libba Bray
More worryingly, my baby fangs were out, which usually happened only when I was perilously close to tipping over into Mr. Hyde territory. I quickly… — Karen Chance
Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off… — Darynda Jones
You have a mother?" Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven's sake! Gideon raised one eyebrow.… — Kerstin Gier
And you couldn’t control who you loved, even if you wanted to. That had been Genevieve’s problem with Ethan Carter Wate. It had been Uncle… — Kami Garcia
Valancy herself had never quite relinquished a certain pitiful, shamed, little hope that Romance would come her way yet—never, until this wet, horrible morning, when… — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Someday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie — Ally Carter
Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king."… — Tom Stoppard
Sleep every chance you get. Eat every chance you get. Those were two of the many lessons that Kat learned at her father’s knee and… — Ally Carter
Wait. Far be it for me to say this" — Hamish looked around the compartment — "and if anyone tells Uncle Eddie I suggested being… — Ally Carter
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s. — William Shakespeare
Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still on your plate.… — Daniel Handler
So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs. "It is not… — Ally Carter
Hello, Uncle Brother Zachariah," James said without opening his eyes. "I would say that I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm sure this is the… — Cassandra Clare
Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any… — Darynda Jones
I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I wasn’t… — Darynda Jones
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. — George Gobel
When I was 9 years old, I really wanted to be in the show business. I really wanted to be an artist. I would grab… — Ricky Martin
I shared a room with my parents until I was 7, and I lived with my uncles and aunts and my cousins and my grandfather...… — Dichen Lachman
My uncles and other relatives are against encouraging girls in every aspect, and that includes sports. I hardly interact with them. My parents are more… — Saina Nehwal

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