Uncles Quotes

392 Uncles quotes by 309 unique authors

Australians are very unfair in this way. They spend half of any conversation insisting that the country's dangers are vastly overrated and that there's nothing… — Bill Bryson
Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well." -Uncle Charles — Ally Carter
I came back, Uncle Eddie. Last year, after the Henley, I could have gone to any school in the world -- I could have done… — Ally Carter
Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested — Darynda Jones
Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass… — Dr. Seuss
The woman I loved died because I did not love her enough - what greater sin is there than that?" (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Fifke… — Peter S. Beagle
Who are you?" Violet asked. It is confusing to fall asleep in the daytime and wake up at night. "what are you doing with Uncle… — Daniel Handler
Do you really want to know why you lost?” I asked. “Do you really have an answer?” he countered. “You need to get off your… — Maria V. Snyder
I wish everyone would stop crying, Tom. Uncle Joe would be so angry about it." But she's crying herself now. "He'd be so angry at… — Melina Marchetta
It's a token for the arcade games at Laser Sport Time!" Dan hissed. "Uncle Alistair doesn't think so," Amy murmured. "He's a numismatist." "He takes… — Peter Lerangis
I really think I shall commence chapter forty-four," he said, patting his hands together. "I shall commence, I think, with a slight exaggeration and go… — Shirley Jackson
My dear dead mother wanted me to go into an honorable trade, like grave robbing. Would I listen? No. Be an assassin, like your uncle… — Raymond E. Feist
Until I dicover the meaning of this sentence, I will neither eat nor sleep. "My dear uncle-" I began. "Nor you either," he added. — Jules Verne
Do you hurt uncle Kisten', he asked.(...) but Kisten beat me to it. “Only my heart, Audric,” he said. “Ms. Rachel is like the sun.… — Kim Harrison
He isn’t so much flirting,” Cerise murmured. “Either he doesn’t like me or he doesn’t know how.” “Of course he likes you. You’re lovely. He… — Ilona Andrews
Robb: Uncle Benjen said to send you to the stables if I saw you. Jon: I have one more farewell to make. Robb: Then I… — George R. R. Martin
You let their friendship continue because Maisie looks after your son while you're gallivanting around the country disguised as Sherlock Holmes" - Uncle Paton Yewbeam — Jenny Nimmo
All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my brothers. I had to fight my cousins… — Alice Walker
Uncle Jeb," we croaked in surprise. "You found us." "Well, now," he said, and his gruff voice brought back a hundred memories. "Well, now, here's… — Stephenie Meyer
Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake — Michael Buckley
A writer is dreamed and transfigured into being by spells, wishes, goldfish, silhouettes of trees, boxes of fairy tales dropped in the mud, uncles' and… — Cynthia Ozick
Do you enjoy holidays with your family? I don't mean your mom and dad family, but your uncle and aunt and cousin family? Personally, I… — Stephen Chbosky
Sure, this was where her father had planned the De Beers diamond heist when she was three. It was the very room where her uncle… — Ally Carter
Why keep in touch with them? That's what I want to know,' asked Larry despairingly. 'What satisfaction does it give you? They're all either fossilized… — Gerald Durrell
I have gone into town to buy a few last things we need for the expedition: Peruvian wasp repellent, toothbrushes, canned peaches, and a fireproof… — Daniel Handler

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