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Umpires Quotes by Larry Goetz
- In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.
- It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.
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- Never pray for justice, because you might get some. — Margaret Atwood
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- Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. — Brendan Behan
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- Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by… — Joseph Brodsky
- Mars is there, waiting to be reached. — Buzz Aldrin
- A fiance is neither this nor that: he's left one shore, but not yet reached the other. — Anton Chekhov
- The magistrates are the ministers for the laws, the judges their interpreters, the rest of us are servants of the law, that… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be,… — John Cleese