Umpires Quotes

222 Umpires quotes by 193 unique authors

The job of arguing with the umpire belongs to the manager, because it won't hurt the team if he gets thrown out of the game. — Earl Weaver
No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March. — Earl Weaver
Judging from the main portions of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy. — Walt Whitman
I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they… — Flip Wilson
In sum, do not insult me with the beheadings, finger choppings or the lung-deflations you plan for my works. I need my head to shake… — Ray Bradbury
Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? How did I come into… — Soren Kierkegaard
The existence of a free market does not of course eliminate the need for government. On the contrary, government is essential both as a forum… — Milton Friedman
I remember the Chillicothe ballplayers grappling the Long Island ball players in a sixteen-inning game ended by darkness. And the shoulders of the Chillicothe players… — Carl Sandburg
There are umpires, and there are those who hold the title. — Al Barlick
We never went into a game that we did not feel sure of winning, and when we lost, we blamed it on hard luck or… — Joe Kelley
The integrity of the game is the umpires. Nobody else. The entire integrity of the game is the umpires. — Doug Harvey
Umpires sometimes have a quick trigger. — Joe Torre
No player or manager has greater respect for the umpires than I do, and I have demonstrated that over the years. — Pete Rose
Minor league umpires are evaluated in their respective leagues each year and rated numerically. This enables umpires to know where they stand and helps them… — Jim Evans
Umpires, like players, are expected to show constant improvement each season and at each level. Inconsistent plate work and the inability to handle situations are… — Jim Evans
When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There… — Jim Evans
Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions. — Frank Butler
It turns out umpires and judges are not robots or traffic cameras, inertly monitoring deviations from a fixed zone of the permissible. They are humans. — Eric Liu
Umpires are necessary evils. — Doug Harvey
People come out to see the players. When do you see a manager anyway? When he's out on the field arguing with the umpires, making… — Frank Robinson
I get what I desire, its my empire And yes I call the shots, I am the umpire. — Nicki Minaj
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. — Azgraybebly Joslan

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