Umpires Quotes

222 Umpires quotes by 193 unique authors

Step outside the guidelines of the official umpires and make your own rules and your own reality. — Phil Ochs
Mr. Speaker, I rise today to recognize the Peace Corps as it reached its 45th anniversary on March 1, 2006. — Solomon Ortiz
I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell. — Joel Osteen
Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. — Blaise Pascal
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. — Laurence J. Peter
Great progress was made when arbitration treaties were concluded in which the contracting powers pledge in advance to submit all conflicts to an arbitration court,… — Ludwig Quidde
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I… — Ronald Reagan
I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul. — Anne Rice
Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire. — Andy Roddick
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. — Bertrand Russell
I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands. — Babe Ruth
What do I care about Jupiter? Justice is a human issue, and I do not need a god to teach it to me. — Jean-Paul Sartre
I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel. — Nina Simone
The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough. — Barbra Streisand
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. — Casey Stengel
When I meet successful people I ask 100 questions as to what they attribute their success to. It is usually the same: persistence, hard work… — Kiana Tom
Of the twenty-two civilizations that have appeared in history, nineteen of them collapsed when they reached the moral state the United States is in now. — Arnold J. Toynbee
In the land of my birth I cannot vote, whereas a young person of eighteen can vote. And why? Because he or she possesses that… — Desmond Tutu
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan
That man has reached immortality who is disturbed by nothing material. — Swami Vivekananda

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