Umpires Quotes

222 Umpires quotes by 193 unique authors

Yes, I was in that game where George Brett hit that home run. Billy saw there was too much pine tar on the bat and… — Bert Campaneris
Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it. — Cal Hubbard
But freedom, liberty, is an attribute of the soul and it may exist even when the body is in bondage. — Ralph Adams Cram
Literally, I think I've quit acting three or four times, only for a few days. Maybe for a few weeks. — Mark Ruffalo
There are rumors, rumors, rumors. I'm always the last one to know about these things, literally. — Shawn Ashmore
You can do anything, literally, right? That's one of the exciting possibilities of the present. — Charles Olson
Then when I reached college I realized that many people had thought about the problem during the 18th and 19th centuries and so I studied… — Andrew Wiles
Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not the government, that is the fundamental… — Jim Ryun
Having reached the halfway mark in the alphabet, my prime focus is on writing each new book as well as I can. — Sue Grafton
This is terrible, when a writer is bored by his own work, but it was a real bomb and had reached the point where I… — David Eddings
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps. — John Arlott
My only complaint with 'Dickie' Bird is that he requires a degree of certainty that is almost neurotic; like the man who has to keep… — Mike Brearley
Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind. — John Arlott
I have reached the point where I know that as long as I sit down to write, the ideas will come. What they will be,… — Robert B. Parker
On our show, I've only reached out and touched about 55 guys. I think there's still about 40 million. — Carson Kressley
Left the ranch in 1883, went to California, going through the States and territories, reached Ogden the latter part of 1883, and San Francisco in… — Calamity Jane
When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it… — Patrick Marber
Don't judge a book by its thickness either. — Craig Reucassel
Why do you judge me as a musician, John? All I'm interested in is making money. — Glenn Miller
We do not judge great art. It judges us. — Caroline Gordon
The most important thing for a judge is - curiously enough - judgment. — Patrick Devlin, Baron Devlin
It's so worth-while being a judge, because, if I make good, I can help prove that a woman's place is as much on the bench,… — Florence Ellinwood Allen
Now, I don't know how they judge all that, but if anybody in the world deserves to be in the Rock And Roll Hall Of… — Waylon Jennings
You can hardly judge women's effect on politics merely from the action of individual women officeholders. — Florence Ellinwood Allen
Mike Judge, who I've become friends with over the years never took himself seriously as an artist. — Bill Griffith

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