Umbrella Quotes

189 Umbrella quotes by 159 unique authors

This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella. — Dorothy Parker
He also tried to block the doorway when she left him. My mother ducked under his arm, ran to her car, and drove away. I… — Sloane Crosley
Who needs an umbrella in the rain?" she said, and stepped into the car. — Ellen Schreiber
My dad hates umbrellas, said Deeba, swinging her own. When it rains he always says the same thing. 'I do not believe the presence of… — China Mieville
One day a hummingbird flew in-- It fluttered against the window til I got it down where I could reach it with an open umbrella--… — Georgia O'Keeffe
All men are equal - all men, that is, who possess umbrellas. — E. M. Forster
Life is a shitstorm, in which art is our only umbrella." (spoken by character in a novel by Mario Vargas Llosa) — Mario Vargas Llosa
I've decided that if I had my life to live over again, I would not only climb more mountains, swim more rivers, and watch more… — Brennan Manning
So far I've seen the life studies packet used as (1) an umbrella, (2) a makeshift towel, (3) a pillow, and now this. I have… — Lauren Oliver
I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I'm like the weather, never really can predict when this rain cloud's gonna burst; when it's the high or it's the low, when you might… — Naomi Shihab Nye
Love me. Love my umbrella. — James Joyce
Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini, — Rachel Caine
The sun's champagne streamed from one body into another. And there was a couple on the green silk of the grass, covered by a raspberry… — Yevgeny Zamyatin
She craved a presence beside her, solid. Fingertips light at the nape of her neck and a voice meeting hers in the dark. Someone who… — Laini Taylor
Mary bring out your umbrella - The sun shines down on this fine, fine day But the ashes raining down forever Are going to turn… — Lauren Oliver
I left parts of myself everywhere, The way absent-minded people leave Gloves and umbrellas Whose colors are sad from dispensing so much bad luck — Charles Simic
We need a ride. We're stranded." "We still have two legs, leftie and rightie. Mine are in the mood for exercise. They feel like a… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I have a terrible wanderthirst; the very sight of a map makes me want to put on my hat and take an umbrella and start.… — Jean Webster
Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas,… — Tim Gunn

Who Wrote These Umbrella Quotes

159 authors contributed a total of 189 Umbrella Quotes, led by these top contributors: