"This is me apologizing. I am a fool,……" — Dorothy Parker
"This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella."
More Apologizing Quotes
- To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. — Ambrose Bierce
- Usually I'm too tired to apologize. — Lewis Black
- I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort. — Spiro T. Agnew
- I think it's always important to constantly keep the band on their toes and try new things that you hope… — Luke Bryan
- If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. — Muhammad Ali
- You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I… — Cher
- A businessman is the only man who is forever apologizing for his occupation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- We have been educated into believing someone else's concept of the deity, and someone else's standard of beauty. You have… — John Henrik Clarke
- You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you… — Danielle LaPorte
- We apologize for the fact that the cartoons undeniably have offended many Muslims. — Carsten Juste
- Do the things you used to talk about doing but never did. Know when to let go and when to… — Kristin Armstrong
- I don't see the point in apologizing to someone who remains angry enough to throw me off a cliff...unless we… — Wes Fesler