Two Year Olds Quotes

45 Two Year Olds quotes by 44 unique authors

I have a two-year-old who just turned three, and my four-year-old just turned five. I have the same irrational feelings taking them to pre-school. It's… — Vera Farmiga
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. — Denis Leary
A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it… — Ricky Martin
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld
What I do remember is visualization of the sound of music, seeing bodies in movement in relation to how music sounded, because my mother practiced… — Twyla Tharp
I know people who have a much better recollection of their childhood than I do. They remember very well when they were a year and… — Orson Welles
I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out. — Felix Dennis
All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Wendy knew was this. One day when she… — James M. Barrie
Yeah, well, I’ll be glad to birth it if it means I can name him something normal. (Zarek) Yeah, yeah. This from a man who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ugh! Why couldn’t anyone ever trust her? She wasn’t a two-year-old. If her kindness killed her, then she was better off dead than living a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I was a twenty-two-year-old single white female alone in a strange country where my sister had been killed. — Karen Marie Moning
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old. — Charlaine Harris
Nellie Gomez awoke to a splitting headache. Worse, she was still hungry. "Where's my croissant?" she demanded of the person leaning over her. "Dear child,"… — Gordon Korman
What happens when she's not my memory anymore? What happens when she's not around to tell me about his belt leaving scars across my two-year-old… — Melina Marchetta
He was a commander in the Russian army at a time when the Russians were our enemies and still part of the Soviet Union .… — Anthony Horowitz
Could it be? Samantha Kingston? Home? On a Friday?” I roll my eyes. “I don’t know. Did you do a lot of acid in the… — Lauren Oliver
Society has put up so many boundaries, so many limitations on what’s right and wrong that it’s almost impossible to get a pure thought out.… — Kanye West
Over and over in the play my character says, "I'm thirty-two years old," as if that should explain everything that's wrong in her life. I… — Lauren Graham
Think of fear as a 2-year-old child who doesn't want to go grocery shopping with you. Because you must buy groceries, you'll just have to… — Jack Canfield
If a child in its first thousand days - from conception to two years old - does not have adequate nutrition, the damage is irreversible. — Josette Sheeran

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