Two Year Olds Quotes

45 quotes by 44 authors

• Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
• If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women. — Anthony Bourdain
• Crushes are wonderful-they make you feel like you're two years old, and you say the stupidest things. — Sandra Bullock
• I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in… — Ray Romano
• No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams
• If you have ever seen a four-year-old trying to lord it over a two-year-old, then you know what the basic problem of human nature is… — Thomas Sowell
• The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter. — Dan Stevens
• The Proverbs 31 woman is a star not because of what she does but how she does it—with valor. So do your thing. If it’s… — Rachel Held Evans
• Since I was two years old, all I knew was gospel music. That music became such a part of my life it was as natural… — Elvis Presley
• I intend to give my eighty-two-year-old dad a copy of God Never Blinks. I will also buy one for a sixteen-year-old friend. This wise, compassionate,… — Thrity Umrigar
• I knew I had him in the first round. Almighty God was with me. I want everyone to bear witness, I am the greatest! I'm… — Muhammad Ali
• We're like a two-year old playing with fire ... we're messing around with something really dangerous and don't really understand what will happen. — William F. Laurance
• I think when I was two years old in the sandbox. I think I formulated my basic philosophy there, and I haven't really had to… — Boyd Rice
• I’m like a twenty two year old kid in a new band trying to get noticed and break through, because the vast majority of people… — John Fogerty
• Physical growth is a function of time. No two-year-old child has ever been six feet tall. Intellectual growth is a function of learning. Spiritual growth… — John Bevere
• Tomorrow, I am fifty-two years old. And I want to say unequivocally that I am very happy to be alive, that being alive is better… — Betsy Lerner
• My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago. — Donald Johanson
• It is truly strange how long it takes to get to know oneself. I am now sixty two years old, yet just one moment ago… — Ludwig Wittgenstein
• He lay far across the room from her, on a winter island separated by an empty sea. She talked to him for what seemed a… — Ray Bradbury
• Actually, I wanted to be an actor when I was two years old. — Keith David

Who Wrote These Two Year Olds Quotes

44 authors contributed a total of 45 Two Year Olds Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Two Year Olds Quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Ricky Martin
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Twyla Tharp
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Orson Welles
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Felix Dennis
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Erma Bombeck
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by James M. Barrie
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Anthony Bourdain
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Sandra Bullock
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Karen Marie Moning
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Ray Romano
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Charlaine Harris
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Bernard Williams
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Gordon Korman
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Thomas Sowell
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Melina Marchetta
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Dan Stevens
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Anthony Horowitz
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Rachel Held Evans
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Lauren Oliver
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Elvis Presley
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Kanye West
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Thrity Umrigar
• 1 Two Year Olds Quote by Lauren Graham