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Well, basically I started when I was 12 years old in Montreal doing different Canadian children shows, which amounts to basically relative obscurity in terms…
— Jay Baruchel
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If it wasn't for Undeclared I would have quit acting. At 17, I had, like, the worst year in my career, all I did was…
— Jay Baruchel
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There's nothing weird about playing a character called Alice. It's just that I played two characters in a row with my name. I used to…
— Alice Eve
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It's nice to have two things now to come into America with, because I know who I am in England, but to come into America…
— Alice Eve
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The unspoken motto of each camp was 'either you're with us or against us', leaving several mutual friends of the two in an awkward spot.
— Mazher (@mazher50)
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Love is knowing that you have found happiness, a thought times two everyday of your life. A honeymoon that never ends.
— Jasmina Siderovski
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He's definitely the more intelligent one of the two of us.
— Prince Harry
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I'm lucky to have two mothers; a great mother and stepmother. If you don't do it for yourself, do it for a woman you love.
— Mark Rebb
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I would expect the Spider-Man mask to be out quite a few times this season but his real talent comes in creating goals. He is…
— Lionel Messi
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It's hard enough gaining 10 yards on three downs. If you start trying to gain 12 or 13 or 17 on two, then eventually it's…
— Bill Belichick
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Red light, green light. One, two, three. Look mean and got my machine. Cried, and I tried to hit you, please.
— Ghostface Killah
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The yellow chef, kill the plate with the cooks. I say Yay' with two chains on, we common, let's push.
— Raekwon
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Uh, one-two one-two guess who back again. Uh, Harlem in this-what? Yeezy let Manhattan in.
— Unknown Author
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Roses are red Yoda is green My lightsaber need two hands If you know what I mean lol
— Unknown Author
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Happy Friday to all my loyal friends and to all you backstabbing, two faced, fake friends I hope karma bitch slaps you!
— Brian Zilinek
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms…
— Bill Brasky
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Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
— Bill Brasky
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
— Bill Engvall
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I discovered two very important facts that day; Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog…
— Bill Engvall
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My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't…
— Bill Engvall
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