Tweet Quotes

215 Tweet quotes by 144 unique authors

Most of us still haven't grasped the fact that everything we commit to the digital space - not just our public blogs and broadcast tweets,… — Douglas Rushkoff
Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole. — Richard Ford
My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid them… — Jacob Grimm
I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing. — Neil Gaiman
I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this… — Stephen Colbert
Farewell, farewell," said the swallow, with a heavy heart, as he left the warm countries, to fly back into Denmark. There he had a nest… — Hans Christian Andersen
Think of the actual physical elements that compose our bodies: we are 98 percent hydrogen and oxygen and carbon. That's table sugar. You are made… — Augusten Burroughs
So I switch to my MacBook and make my rounds: news sites, blogs, tweets. I scroll back to find the conversations that happened without me… — Robin Sloan
The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet. — Robin Sloan
Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldnâ€™t just go… — Ellen DeGeneres
Typing with your fingers or thumbs is sooooo 2012. I tweeted that earlier in the year. I type with my eyes. Not only that, I… — Steve Gleason
One look at an email can rob you of 15 minutes of focus. One call on your cell phone, one tweet, one instant message can… — Jacqueline Leo
Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is a re-tweet. — Ethan Zuckerman
The promoted tweet is a real tweet that a company may have sent out that they want more distribution for. They will buy key words… — Evan Williams
Of course, I tweet. Tweeting is a very personal form of expression. Who else could talk about my son refusing to wear a suit to… — Queen Rania of Jordan
I tweet 15 times a day to keep my brain stimulated. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
Twitter needs to continue being a good listener and recognize that the service has been redefined by lots of people, tweet by tweet, but also… — Dick Costolo
Authenticity is absolutely the key to a great tweet. — Dick Costolo
You should see some of the things people tweet me. There have been death wishes on my Twitter timeline. — Ashley Madekwe
What am I going to tweet about? My sneakers? — Chris Pine

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