Tweet Quotes
- What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon. — Nikhil Saluja
- I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Go ahead sub tweet about this You sit behind a computer Ill fucking dismiss You think your an author But your just a bitch — Princesss
- I don't tweet here. I'm a consultant. — Nikhil Saluja
- Its my twitter I can tweet what I want to. — Miley Cyrus
- Writing a tweet is not like impressing someone. Don't try too hard. — Nikhil Saluja
- The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
- I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja
- I bet at least 10 idiots will tweet about how much they needed this weekend. — Nikhil Saluja
- The best thing about this tweet is, by the time you found it's completely worthless, it's too late for you to stop reading it. — Nikhil Saluja
- That awkward moment when somebody has to explain the tweet they just posted. — Nikhil Saluja
- You should actually tweet everything you do - it's your fucking personal diary not twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
- The first tweet ever was probably about destroying real life. — Nikhil Saluja
- Somewhere in the world there's a fat girl waiting in Mc D for her burger. This tweet is for you fat girl! — Nikhil Saluja
- Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat guy! — Nikhil Saluja
- I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja
- I tweet to get followers. Not sure what I'm doing wrong. — Nikhil Saluja
- Please show me your boring tweet first so I can copy n edit it making it the most intersting tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
- I am only making friends so I can have something to tweet about. — Nikhil Saluja
- My superpower is not puking on my lappy when I read your inspirational tweet. — Nikhil Saluja