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172 Tube quotes by 151 unique authors

Personally I'm hoping to spend the last years of my life plugged into a real life MMORPG simulation that makes me think and feel like… — Drew Curtis
I always step on the plane with my right foot and touch the outside of the plane with my left hand. Sometimes you know there's… — Hope Davis
A little lawyer on the tube, he said, its so easy now, anyone can sue. — Joni Mitchell
I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight. — Hank Williams, Jr.
I spend a lot of time in L.A., and I think it would probably be easier if I lived there work wise, but there's no… — Jeremy Irvine
He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue. — Al Yankovic
No one wants to see a boring tube sock. — Rob Kardashian
Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube. — Dave Barry
Paint what you really see, not what you think you ought to see; not the object isolated as in a test tube, but the object… — Claude Monet
emotion that I experienced on first seeing the fresh paint come out of the tube... the impression of colours strewn over the palette: of colours… — Wassily Kandinsky
When I was thirteen or fourteen I bought a paintbox with oil paints from money slowly saved up. The feeling I had at the time… — Wassily Kandinsky
For me, there's nothing that beats playing. When I'm not playing, I'll watch games on the television, watch stuff on You Tube, everything. I just… — Jermain Defoe
I've gradually fooled myself into becoming a real painter... I really just like to sit in my air-conditioned Rome painting studio surrounded by Medieval and… — Mark Kostabi
The goal of scientists is you hope that the thing you're working on is bigger than the thing you're pipetting into that tube at the… — Bonnie Bassler
Teaching is a very effective way to get children to learn something specific - this tube squeaks, say, or a squish then a press then… — Alison Gopnik
Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. — Germaine Greer
I know people are pretty well embarrassed just at the mention of colon cancer. Sticking a tube in you to find out what's wrong is… — Eric Davis
I have one mascara that I use religiously, and I refuse to try anything else, and if they discontinued it I would probably cry. Cover… — Nina Dobrev
The Tube is a vehicle for selling things, not for exploring ideas. — Phil Donahue
I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers… — Bruce Forsyth
I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats. — Neil Patrick Harris
When I go to the clinic next and sit with a tube in my arm and watch the poison go in, I'm in an attitude… — Christopher Hitchens
I would not want to live with a tube in my neck and not be able to move a finger. I wouldn't - that to… — Jack Kevorkian
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to… — Alan King
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test… — Norman Mailer

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