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• I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose, and… — Steve Carell
• What ideal, immutable Platonic cloud could equal the beauty and perfection of any ordinary everyday cloud floating over, say, Tuba City, Arizona,… — Edward Abbey
• As a member of an escorted tour, you don't even have to know the Matterhorn isn't a tuba. — Unknown Author
• Ella's supersonic voice followed her all the way to Bleecker Street and then dissolved amid the noisy profusion of shops, cafes, and… — Francine Pascal
• I played the tuba in high school. I wanted to be a member of the marching band. I thought, what can I… — Patti LuPone
• I regard the amount of brainpower going into money management as a national scandal. When some idiot would get rich, they'd say,… — Charlie Munger
• The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. — Peter De Vries
• I never felt like that in my life. I didn't know human beings played these instruments. I heard them in Chicago and… — Quincy Jones
• I like a lot of bass players. I like a lot of tuba players too. — Rick Danko
• I don't play the tuba. — Lenny Kravitz
• I play piano and drums very poorly and French horn and tuba all equally as bad. — Wynton Marsalis
• I tell you, if you're in the front row of the parade and you stop walking, pretty soon you're back in the… — Phil McGraw

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