Tub Quotes

88 quotes by 82 authors

Every improvement that is put upon the real estate is the result of an idea in somebody's head. The skyscraper is another idea; the railroad… — Mark Twain
Temperance puts wood on the fire, meal in the barrel, flour in the tub, money in the purse, credit in the country, contentment in the… — Benjamin Franklin
I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced… — Jack Fleck
I got up early and bathed in the pond; that was a religious exercise, and one of the best things which I did. They say… — Henry David Thoreau
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild,… — Louis C. K.
Some were scattered about the ring, one or two went in the sawdust tub, one I spat out as I fell, and I am thundering… — Johnny Basham
Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer
The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub. — Frankie Andreu
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert him from laying… — Jonathan Swift
Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub. — Gordon Allport
Every tub must stand upon its bottom. — Charles Macklin
Pour some water into a tub and stir it up. Now try as hard as you can to calm the water with your hands; you… — Koichi Tohei
If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot… — Neve Campbell
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to… — Anthony Jeselnik
What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you had to do was pump… — Nancy E. Turner
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. — Claudette Colbert
I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid… — Ian Holloway
Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your… — Amy Bloom
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands… — W.C. Fields
Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I… — Jason Sudeikis

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