Best Tub Quotations

88 Tub quotes by 78 unique authors

Have my mind moving faster than that hog in the hedges welcome to the dark recesses where I keep my bars like bath tub ledges. — Lupe Fiasco
You could find him in the pub with the grub stains, chuggin on a small tub of pain to his bugged brain. — MF Doom
Let's talk about bubbles in the tub, let's talk about makin' love, — Pretty Ricky
Trust me I'm mountain clean, if the boy in my regime. On stage I'm poison, Hot Tub Time Machine. — Jae Millz
Soul is the ring in your bath tub. — Funkadelic
Step up to the tub, 'tain't no disgrace / Just pull up your sleeves and get 'em in place / Then scoop up the water… — Snow White
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is… — Peter Griffin
THE TOILET TOLD THE TUB I GET MORE PLAY THAN YOU, THE TUB REPLIED I KNOW NIGGA CAUSE AIN FINNA TAKE NOBODY SHIT..... — TOILET VS TUB
THE TOILET TOLD THE TUB I GET MORE PLAY THAN YOU, THE TUB REPLIED I KNOW NIGGA AIN FINNA TAKE NOBODY SHIT....... — TOILET VS TUB
Girl whats up I met you in tha club. Next thing I know you was naked in my tub. — Kirko Bangz
On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors. — Jeff Foxworthy
Six hundred Cuban cigar in the big tub. Medallion on dub, soap on the fresh cut. — Ghostface Killah
When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. — Louis C. K.

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