Best Tub Sayings

88 Tub quotes by 78 unique authors

I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like… — Janet Evanovich
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries. — Ilona Andrews
Memory is a funny thing. It tricks you into believing that you've forgotten important moments, and then when you're raking your brain for a bit… — Melina Marchetta
Do you think I haven't noticed? You can't wait to be free of me. I drink and then you bolt up, as if you've had… — J R Ward
I lay in that tub on the seventeenth floor of this hotel for-women-only, high up over the jazz and push of New York, for near… — Sylvia Plath
A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub. “And a scoundrel would have joined you.” -- Kit… — Karen Chance
No matter your spiritual beliefs, if you hold any, the answer is the same: sometimes, why is not knowable. If you open the refrigerator door… — Augusten Burroughs
I hope I never smell the smell of apples again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of ut. To smell apples everlastingly when you can… — J.R.R. Tolkien
It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo my hair. It's… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl
I used to go to Cold Stone Creamery, get a tub of Butterfinger ice cream, and eat it all before bedtime. And my fingers were… — Vanessa Hudgens
Golf in Indonesia has something else to offer: ways to make you forget the last four hours and take away the aches. Nearly every course… — Raymond Bonner
You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble… — Henry Beard
Think of the universe as a benevolent parent. A child may want a tub of ice-cream and marshmallows, but a wise parent will give it… — Srikumar Rao
In his tub-thumping speech at the 2008 Republican National Convention, Romney sounded like the hedge-fund tycoon he is. — Stephen Kinzer
Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed. We had… — Lou Holtz
There is this image of a guy in a hot tub, drinking champagne with two buxom blondes. But that is not the real me. I… — Robin Leach
And when you see it the first time you put the film together, the roughest cut, is when you want to go home and open… — Joel Coen
What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit. — Isabel Yosito
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. — Karen Russell
When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a… — Samuel Butler
He nods. I assume I don't look good because he has a look of worry on his face. He dragged me over to Darius and… — Jade
The phone ringing and ringing but no one picking up hoping my mom gets this message of what the world is bringing more guns and… — Jonathan Croft
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've… — Danny DeVito
Rock star sh*t for my rock star ass Got a tub full of money that's a rock star bath Then I use more money to… — Lil Wayne

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