Troll Quotes

66 Troll quotes by 50 unique authors

Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in… — Kim Harrison
To live is - to war with trolls In the holds of the heart and mind — Henrik Ibsen
I let my face go blank and nodded slowly. "Yes.The trolls.Back. With me. Cannot form.Complete sentences." I shook my head. "Yeah,so not happening." He considered… — Kiersten White
only to people!' shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. — Terry Pratchett
Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS! — Eoin Colfer
Great engines crawled across the field; and in the midst was a huge ram, great as a forest-tree a hundred feet in length, swinging on… — J.R.R. Tolkien
I think you would find almost anyone who stands up for their patent rights has been called a patent troll. — Nathan Myhrvold
I troll Instagram, Style.com, Elle.com. — Gillian Jacobs
Thank youuu :P — Aashiq
Beware of the word control, as it is three in one and frequently denotes bullies - CONTROL(bullies exercise control over their victims) CON (as in… — Cailleach Bheur
Chicken troll :P — Ritesh
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from HarryPotter went alone and got attacked by a troll — Kayla
Robbie, you are made of rainbows :) Let the light of chimneys shine upon you. Believe in flowers from earth. Wear your sweatshirt upside down.… — Unknown Author
Facebook should have a report a religious troll button. — Steve Fowler
What it takes to combat a internet troll on the e-net is to face the troll, or never give in and respond to him because… — Doctavius
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

Who Wrote These Troll Quotes

50 authors contributed a total of 66 Troll Quotes, led by these top contributors: