Troll Quotes

66 Troll quotes by 50 unique authors

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but… — Edward Dahlberg
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite… — Frank Zappa
An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character posts pose. — Jonathan Capehart
'Troll 2' is one of the rare sequels where you don't have to waste time watching the first one, since the films have absolutely nothing… — Eli Roth
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls. — Charlie Sheen
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have… — Charlie Sheen
To live is to war with trolls. — Henrik Ibsen
Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy… — Shel Silverstein
Simple,' Tummeler replied.' Blueberries is one of the great forces o'good in the world.' How do you figure that?' said Charles. Well,' said Tummeler, 'have… — James A. Owen
In real life during the last decade of the twentieth century, Rumpelstiltskin would probably get the queen's daughter. He would no doubt addict her to… — Dean Koontz
Faërie contains many things besides elves and fays, and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants, or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the… — J.R.R. Tolkien
The Nothing is spreading," groaned the first. "It's growing and growing, there's more of it every day, if it's possible to speak of more nothing.… — Michael Ende
Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
A piratical ghost story in thirteen ingenious but potentially disturbing rhyming couplets, originally conceived as a confection both to amuse and to entertain by Mr.… — Neil Gaiman
I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her… — Terry Pratchett
Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked). — J.R.R. Tolkien
A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Anyway, now she thinks of Estha and Rahel as Them, because, separately, the two of them are no longer what They were or ever thought… — Arundhati Roy
It's poor judgment', said Grandpa 'to call anything by a name. We don't know what a hobgoblin or a vampire or a troll is. Could… — Ray Bradbury
You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick. — Terry Pratchett
To live is to war with trolls in heart and woul. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself. — Henrik Ibsen
Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken from Gryffindor for… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey
The Librarian considered matters for a while. So…a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither of them were… — Terry Pratchett
So after E, it’s A for ‘Acceptable,’ and that’s the last pass grade, isn’t it?” “Yep,” said Fred, dunking an entire roll in his soup,… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling

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