Town Quotes

1859 Town quotes by 1418 unique authors

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms. — W.C. Fields
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins. — Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy. — Calvin Trillin
Rich dad went on to explain that the world was filled with different types of entrepreneurs. There are entrepreneurs who are big and small, rich… — Robert Kiyosaki
Returning to town in the stage-coach, which was filled with Mr. Gilman's guests, we stopped for a minute or two at Kentish Town. A woman… — Charles Lamb
The establishment of an American Soviet government will involve the confiscation of large landed estates in town and country, and also, the whole body of… — William Z. Foster
I directed a piece of theater in Italy. We took nine fables from the town and we created a play. — Vincent Schiavelli
Every weekend we've been trying to go out of town, to let people know about this album. I've been trying to host parties. It's hard,… — Angie Martinez
Did you hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He got tickled by his mom. Wiggled and giggled and fell on the floor, . . . . And… — Shel Silverstein
A lot of people over the years have been doing yoga and I think even more these days are expressing an interest in it. So… — Ashley Judd
Until these college students came into town, we were all very poor and didn't have money to do anything. — Santiago Durango
I asked a coughing friend of mine why he doesn't stop smoking. 'In this town it wouldn't do any good,' he explained. 'I happen to… — Robert Sylvester
For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. — Hunter S. Thompson
How can you wonder what's going to happen when you don't know who's going to be the new guy in town? It's the age-old thing… — Mike Quade
No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets. — Henry Ward Beecher
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he… — Jack Handey
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not… — Jack Handey
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,… — Jack Handey
Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked… — Jack Handey
Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,… — Jack Handey
Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you-trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of your players… — William Shakespeare
Moral sentences appear ostentatious and tumid, when they have no greater occasions than the journey of a wit to his home town: yet such pleasures… — Samuel Johnson
You know the world must be flat, because when people leave town they never come back. — Hal Ketchum
My position now, especially in this town, adds an element of skepticism with people you meet - especially girls. I mean, it becomes a lot… — Jason Biggs
Mulberry Garden, now the only place of refreshment about the town for persons of the best quality to be exceeding cheated at. — John Evelyn

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