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Too Quotes by David Sedaris
- Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And you actually saw…
- When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people…
- They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of…
- My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people…
- Every gathering has its moment. As an adult, I distract myself by trying to identify it, dreading the inevitable downswing that is sure to follow.…
- After the trial, I watched as another female pathologist collected maggots from a spinal column found in the desert. There was a decomposed head, too,…
- I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the…
- High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint,…
- They're hungry for something they know nothing about, but we, we know all too well that the price of fame is the loss of privacy.
- This was the consequence of seeing too much and understanding the horrible truth: No one is safe. The world is not manageable.
- In New York I'd go to the movies three or four times a week. Here I've upped it to six or seven, mainly because I'm…
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